cuoi toi tet na

G: nha a gan Ho Boi sao a hok bit boi z??

B: Z nha e gan San Bay sao hok thay e bay!!??

G:.......!!!
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Lu Bo' vs Tao Thao' cug chet xg gam Diem Vuong hoi: 2 thag bay lam sao chet..??

LuBo: chet vi Tuc' ah!!

Tao Thao: chet vi Nget tho!!

Lu Bo: Dza Bam~.. so' la zay ah!! E vao fong con Dieu Thuyen fat hien co thuoc la' hieu HERO nen tim khap fong koi thag nao zam vao fong con bo e nhung tim mai ma hok thay thag nao. Tuc' wa' Tai Bien' oy xg day na!!

Tao Thao: Dis me may, sao khog noi som la may chet roi, lam tao tron' trong cai' ruong chua' do hok co Oxi sao song..!!!

BAN TIN CUOI NGAY
1 nguoi dan ong ten Nguyen Van A, 35tuoi!! bat que diem len xem xe con xang khong... Xang con, ong Nguyen Van A tho 35t...!!!!
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3 nguoi dan ong lon tuoi tro chuyen vs nhau ve cac buoc sang the gioi ben kia. Nguoi dau tien: toi muon dc chet trong mot tai nan Oto luc 80t.

Nguoi thu 2: toi muon chet trong vu tai nan may bay luc 85t.

Nguoi thu 3: toi chi mong uoc gian di. Do la dc chet vi phat sung' cua tinh dich luc 90t....!!!
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Mot tho dan bo lac an thit nguoi mang ve 1 nguoi. Ban of a ta hoi: May kiem dc ai ve day!?
- Ah.. la mot sinh vien
- Cai j, Sinh vien ah.. bo no di!!
- Tai sao??
- Hom wa tao cung bat dc 1 thang sinh vien, z ma khi dem nau no, nuoc chua kip soi ma no da an het ca khoai tay trong noi roi!!!!
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Nguoi vo ke chuyen vs chong.
- Hom wa e vao vuon bach' thu' choi, mot chuyen khung khiep da xay ra. co mot con su tu da ra khoi chuong. E da doi mat voi no, no dinh nhay vao e thi....
Nguoi chong hoi hoc lang nghe.
- Thi sao??
- Thi nguoi nuoi thu' kip thoi den dan no di.
- Ah.. vay la may cho no day!!
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Ong Chong keu may dua con ra hoi:
- Dua nao lay tien trong tui' cua Bo'..??
Ba Vo chay den can va noi dua:
- Sao a khong nghi la em lay..!?
- Mat nhu the nhat dinh khong phai la e lay!
- Tai sao??
- Boi vi con lai mot it....!!